Naked and covered in oil

There aren't many reasons that I can think of for being naked and covered with oil. And none of those reasons would also feature being alone and outdoors at 10:30 in the morning.

A Kansas City man is in jail this morning after Lenexa police said they arrested him driving nude and covered in corn oil.

The 50-year-old man was booked into the Johnson County jail Wednesday after a woman said he was walking outside his van nude.

This arrest, by the way, took place about a mile and a half from where Mrs. THC and I lived for years.