Cheating

Barry Bonds showed up at spring training and had this to say about steroid use:

"I don't know what cheating is," he said. "I don't believe steroids can help your eye-hand coordination, technically hit a baseball. I just don't believe it. That's my opinion."

Translation: "I used steroids." The "I don't know what cheating is" was just a really stupid thing to say. It's a good thing he's not a politician or a newsman.